Things I’ve done……

    Accidentally allowed my son’s fish to escape his bowl while dumping the dirty water down the sink. Or in laymen’s terms, the stupid fish did the exact opposite of the other fish and instead of swimming to the BOTTOM of the bowl he went all surfer dude and and jumped a wave. We hoped he would be stuck in the U shaped part of the drain, but no such luck.

  I had to call 911 when a guy tried to run us off the road while taking Wesley to school. I followed him into the parking lot of the bank taking pictures of his car and license plate so I could turn him in. The police officer was super nice and even though I couldn’t file a complaint because the guy scared the ever-lovin’ shit out of us but didn’t physically touch our vehicle with his, he said he would run the plate and give him a tongue lashing for me.

   Got me a wireless router to use my laptop anywhere and the husband has to pay for it because he TOTALLY BLEW OFF VALENTINES DAY…..and I was pms’ing, so that was so NOT good on his part. instead of the half carat diamond he offered, I chose  the Cricket wireless card. Nothing say’s freedom like the ability to go into the heart of the desert and still be connected to the world. Not as shiny, and holy cow not as expensive!  I just don’t get women who go gaga over a sparkly rock.