I’m sick. Toilet hugging, going to starve ’cause nothing will stay down sick (not that I can afford to miss a few meals now and then, Muhahaha) Yes, the sarcasm button stays on in my head no matter what i’m doing. uggh. Anyway, I haven’t felt “great” for the past few days, and whatever has been lurking in my body finally poked its ugly head out yesterday about 23 minutes after I had a REALLY good full moon taco with hot salsa and sour cream.

 If you have ever had shreded lettuce enter the nasal cavity from the inside you will know what kind of hell I was in.

 It all started like this. We decided that we needed carpet in the house because the tile was just not cutting it. We went to Lowes to get some wood to fix the hole in the floor in the kitchent that I had to literally straddle when I cooked for fear of falling through. There was this beautiful 33′ by 15′ beautiful berber carpet the color of dirt, (This meaning multi-colored in browns and tans, and for those of you with indoor animals or children, you know how IMPORTANT this feature is.) rolled up in plastic with the word “remnant”.

  I squealed with delight and told Kevin to go ask how much it was, to which he rolled his eyes and went. The lady in charge of the carpet came over and said $135.00, to which I said $100.00 and she said “OK!”

We get home with carpet, rip out tile in living room, insert carpet, take break, get lunch from nearby mom and pop mexican restaurant, and then about 23 minutes later…….lettuce in the nasal cavity, and me wishing I hadn’t eaten that chile.

So here I am sitting here reading blogs, wishing I’d loose the feeling of going to throw up any minute now, wanting to take a nap, but the street guys showed up. (they have no clue what it means to be quiet, scrape, beep-beep, dump repeat.

The good thing…..

   I have a doctors appointment today.